This story out of Tucson was just too juicy, and cactilicious to ignore, even on a Saturday.
Vandalism was reported at 7:15 a.m. in the 0-100 block of East Calle Tierra Sandia. A resident told police someone vandalized his inflatable ghost and his neighbor’s cactus. He said he found the cactus in his front yard. He told police someone splattered ketchup on the ghost and slit it.
I wish they had published pictures.