Raw Cactus Food
Some people who only eat raw foods do the silliest things, and then post the tale on a message board for all to ridicule.
i feel bad cuz once i took two of my friends for hiking
then we tried to get at a cactus pear
we used a rock and other crude items
and… well, they ended up eating it after doing their best to ‘clean it up” and get to the flesh
then they ended up getting a bunch of barbs in their mouths
i felt so bad for them
but then they laughed it off
and the rest of the hike went well
But it’s entertaining!